Used in reference to the city of Colorado Springs, Colorado. First used by the rap group Andronicus, who are native to the city, in their song "Welcome to the Beach."
"Welcome to the Beach. We ain't got sand we got concrete streets."
-Andronicus, "Welcome to the Beach"
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Girl: Where are you from?
Boy: I'm from the Beach, girl.
Girl: Cool, do you surf?
Boy: Nah, I just kick ass.
Girl: Oh, you mean THE BEACH.
by Chalie Boy October 22, 2007
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Basically to be screwed. Originates from a YouTube video parodying the NZ accent. Made by a pair of Australians, the video shows a cartoon whale 'beached'. He says to a passing bird 'Oh no man, I'm beached as!'
'I'm missed the last bus home, I'm beached as'
by cabbagetreekiwi October 21, 2008
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When a poop is so large that the poop is raised out of the water. Or it can be piled up out of the water, like soft serve.
"Hey Andrew, I just beached it!" -Ben

"Congratulations" -Andrew
by tahoe-chaz January 8, 2014
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When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing
Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix
by C "Babyface" T September 7, 2011
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Beached: short for beached whale; is a person known for excessive lying, obviously untrue and arrogant statements (i.e. 'I'm just one of those people that's good at everything'), and general beachedness. They will lie upon the beach of life for eternity.
Why does that kid suck at everything?' 'Don't mind him he's just beached as shit.
by WilliamEKennedy August 11, 2010
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1. A term used to describe someone that is naive or delusional, while outwardly arrogant and self-assured. Because of this unwarranted self-assuredness, people who are beached fail to recognize their flaws. Essentially, they will forever lie on the beach of life.

2. Also used to describe douches in general; specifically the unnecessary douchey acts they commit.
1. Speaker 1: "Does that kid realize he's going nowhere in life?"

Speaker 2: "No, he's pretty beached."

2. Speaker 1: "Remember when Rich threatened to break Dave's nose over a game of Risk?"

Speaker 2: "Yeah, that was super beached."
by Michael B. Wang September 29, 2010
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adj. To be so unresponsive, that one becomes almost like a beached whale. Largely due to excessive intake of alcohol or marijuana. See also hammered and blitzed.
Man 1: Hey, what did you do last night?
Man 2: Man, I got messed up pretty bad. I was just laying on my buddies couch staring at the people walking by. I guess you could say i was beached.
by retrokid23 March 9, 2006
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