beach 

another word for bitch

dude 1: hey, can i borrow your car later?
dude 2: no. never.
dude 1: youre being a real beach right now

beach by Raaaw January 13, 2009

Beach 

When you take a shit, and the turd is so long that it goes down the hole, through the water, and rests outside the water on dry porcelin.

-I'm 'bout to go beach this turd right now.

-I just beached one.

-I've been beaching shits all day.

Beach by shmeegan August 17, 2008

beach 

Where people go to hope to get laid or make fun of tourists

It's russian tourist month, and there are fat russian chicks all over the beach!

beach by Hoolaaaaaaaaaaaah April 11, 2007

beach 

(adjective): A term describing a totally awesome person, place, or thing. Because the beach is totally awesome.

- Dude, those shoes are totally beach!

- I just got back from Paris, and the Eiffel Tower was so beach!

- "They're such a cool couple." "Yeah! They're so beach!"

beach by Gracie-Lou94 October 26, 2009

beach 

The area between your ass and your crotch. Often hairy or "sandy" with "beach crumbs" aka "poo crumbs"

We have a great picture of Ryan putting his beach on John's face when he was passed out.

It was a nice day at the beach until Billy decided to wipe back to front.

That bitch so dirty, you never know what diseases will wash up on that beach

beach by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

Beach 

1. (Adjective). Something that is impossibly chill, cool, and sexy, with an almost island feel to it.

2. (Noun). A sandy area next to an ocean.

1A. "Jeez, that jazz bar by the bay is so beach. I feel like I could spend hours just dazed by it's chillness."

1B. "Did you see that girl's outfit? It's pretty beach."

2. "Let's go sit on a beach today."

Beach by euromuzikfreak July 2, 2006

beach 

Approaching a cracker and making a loud noise in their face similar to a seal (the kind that lives in the ocean).

Did you see that guy's face when I beached him?

beach by Greg&Cory December 22, 2004