Blaysted

To be "blazed" (high on weed) and "wasted" (drunk) at the same time...originated and used throughout the Pacific Northwest 2008

"Last night's party was so epic with all the beers and weed... i was blaysted!"

by Reignfan 1 April 16, 2009

BAYSMENT

Slang term for the southern region of the Central California coast.

This area is south of the San Fransisco Bay and includes:

Santa Cruz, Monterey, Pacific Grove, Salinas, Marina, Carmel, Pebble Beach, Del Rey Oaks, Gonzales, Greenfield, King City, Marina, Seaside, Soledad, Fort Ord, Capitola, Scotts Valley, Watsonville, Amesti, Aptos, Aptos, Hills-Larkin Valley, Ben Lomond, Bonny Doon, Boulder Creek, Brookdale,

Hey Yo, lets take a trip to the Baysment this weekend!

by stupidscreenname November 16, 2010

Baysexuality

when you are gay for Bayley regardless if she has longer hair or short hair

OMG Bayley’s render is so hot! My baysexuality is showing.

by kabuki x baysha October 14, 2019

Bamster

Barack Hussein Obama II; the 44th president of the United States and recent community organizer by way of Chicago. Had spent a few years nominally as the junior senator of Illinois, but his time in Congress was mostly used as a means to develop street cred in order to be a plausible candidate for President. While the candidacy was certainly a success, the achievement of credibility remains dubious.

"The Bamster is meeting with Putin to give Vladimir another apology

by SCE2AUX July 9, 2009

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

baistee

a moment of incredible embarrassment and/or shame. Protracted form of the urdu/hindi phrase 'bay izzati' (without honour). Frequently used by western desis.

'He did his baistee when he walked into a lamppost'
'It was a great baistee when her jeans fell down in front of everyone'

by auntiji April 20, 2007

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005