busted can of biscuits

A fat person busting out of some tight clothes. Esp. fat women with pasty white rolls hanging out. Resembling when you first open a can of pre-made biscuits.

Who's the fat girl in the tube top? I don't know, but she looks like a busted can of biscuits.

by bigdieseltrucker January 9, 2005

busted ass bitch

1. Girl who has been ran through by the whole gang

2. Girl who's eyeliner is streaming down her face after choking on dick for an hour

Jane just sucked 50 cocks and now she looks like a busted ass bitch.

by SoloooooDolooooo November 6, 2018

busted spokes

A condition where one has weak sphincter tone (tightness) due to repeated dilation for insertive intercourse. When there is good sphincter tone, the anus appears small with lines radiating outward, like the spokes on a bicycle wheel. When the sphincter tone is weak, the anus appears oblong and the lines radiate outward in an uneven and haphazard structure. Thus looking like busted spokes.

I was tapping that ass from the rear and when I looked down I noticed she had busted spokes so I knew I was going greek that night.

As a verb: She lets me bust her spokes when she is drunk, but otherwise it is OG for me.

by Hoof-Hearted August 4, 2008

busted daisy

an attempted fart that results in either a liquid or solid emission

Man, I lifted a cheek to let one slide and wound up with a busted daisy in my shorts.

by Doug Mesner May 5, 2004

Busted Tees

An advertiser on urbandictionary.com. Has ads with attractive women, but stupid novelty t-shirts.

I was on urban dictionary yesterday and saw an ad for the dumbest t-shirt ever from busted tees.

by Kipp Buckingham November 22, 2005

busted can

A large woman wearing clothes so tight, that it resembles a can of biscuits that busted open. Typically, these women will be found in clubs and bars attempting to wear updated fashions; only the fashions are usually made for much smaller women.

One who's fat protrudes through their tight clothes.

Wow, her fat rolls are falling out; she's a busted can!

by Lauro Chavez November 4, 2007

Busted Biscuit Tube

When a fat girl wears a belly shirt and her belly sticks out like the biscuit dough from one of store bought the biscuit tubes you bust open.

Bob: That fat girl should not be wearing that belly shirt.

Ed: Yeah, I call that a busted biscuit tube.

by mulletia September 11, 2009