Baldie's Steak Night

Baldie, the pointless homosexual, believes that eating steak once a week will transform him from a pathetic anorexic runt into a he-man with arms the size of Schwarzenegger's chest. Equally bizarrely the hairless twat believes the weekly steak will have a greater bodybuilding effect if consumed on a Friday. Thus, Friday night is Baldie's Steak Night.

Don't go in the kitchen, that gay cunt's in there.

I know. Its Friday. Baldie's Steak Night.

by Twaggy Smidgekin October 20, 2010

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Baldi

The professor at your school who gets mad and runs after you and tries to beat you with a ruler for every problem you get wrong.

Guy1: "Have you ever played Baldi's Basics? It's all over YouTube!"
Guy2: "Yes, he beat me with a ruler!"
Guy1: "Use more BSoda next time."

by Hwk3r June 12, 2018

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baldi in the elevator day

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"dude its baldi in the elevator day"

by baldibaldibaldisintheelevator April 26, 2022

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bald freddy

A bald version of british actor Freddy Carter (Kazzle Dazzle in Netflix's shadow and bone) that has been all over social media traumatizing innocent users of instagram.

hey! how's your day going?

horrible really, i was scrolling through instagram when i saw a picture of bald freddy

gods thats terrible!

by brideofthesun July 9, 2021

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Bald break up

When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up

Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.

by itybitykilla August 7, 2021

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