a polite thing to call someone when you want to tell them they suck at life, or that no one likes thm and they suck at life. it even works if you want to tell someone that their parents should have gotten an aportion or thats its still not too late without taking to much time.
person 1- my head hurts, my back hurts, im bleeding on the inside, and it hurts when i sleep. ill never eat spam again!
person 2-shut up, man.
person 1-why you keep tellin me to "shut up"? is it my fault spam is toxic?
person 2-yes, you batch.
person 2-shut up, man.
person 1-why you keep tellin me to "shut up"? is it my fault spam is toxic?
person 2-yes, you batch.
by bandele February 19, 2004
by Deed August 15, 2003
Batch: A mixed word of bitch and bastard. which calls a person a hermaphrodyte bitch and bastard all in one. The perfect insult
That rollerblader is a batch.
by T_Man March 24, 2007
by i hate you and i hope you die January 19, 2005
by Krogg December 08, 2006
From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.
Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.
by MattMelon519 October 11, 2020
Pooping for two years straight if given the option the option to do so, and then never having to poop again in your life. You can select any two years to begin batching, but not when you're a baby because that's cheating babies already poop whenever.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Pooping for two years straight means constant shitting. There's no stopping until the batching is over.
Person A: I haven't seen Mike around lately, what's he up to?
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
Person B: Oh, haven't you heard? He started batching.
by vampireadjacent September 28, 2020