bestest friend

Someone who is there for you day after day, no matter what, somebody better than a bestfriend, that has never left your side from day they got there, you have the most and best memories with them, fall out over stupid little stuff and are friends again with the hour, take stupid photos, talk about everything, the one you can trust with your life. Makes you smile by thinking about them, never fails too make you laugh or smile and always brightens up your day, bestestfriends is a promise not a label and you prove too eachother its not just for a day its forever!

bestest friend forever and always

by KatyPerryLover August 22, 2010

Baste the Brisket

Spreading them butt cheeks and lining up your girl's thick, juicy ass for a good anal pounding.

I always baste the brisket. Makes entry so much easier than trying to dry crack her. Without it, she'll sport a hemorrhoid.

by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2017

Grill Baste

The act of forcefully farting (you can be clothed or naked) with your ass inches from someone's face (or grill). You get extra credit if they feel the wind or ass spray on their beak. The terminology derives from the fact that you are basting their grill in your own unique brand of stink.

Damn! Did you see that!? Eli just got grill basted by a 325-pound woman!! That fool is gonna smell like a mix of ho-hos, chocodiles and ass for the rest of the day. What a chump.

by HC Green June 12, 2006

bastress

bastard, the female version

Shelly stole my Gucci purse! Stupid bastress!

by melody April 2, 2004

Sexual Bases

1st Base - Is Kissing, french, open mouth or just a peck. Also any above the belt touching is included in this base

2nd Base - Hands below the belt. Fingering for girls or hand jobs for the guys.

3rd Base - When mouths are used below the belt. Essentially going down on a guy or girl. also This base includes the sex toys.

4th Base or Home base/plate - Going "all the way," doing the deed, Slamming it, Fucking, Sex, intercourse, "doin it," getting friskey so on and so forth.

(some people use a 5th base or a 'grand slam' to refer to anal sex while other include it in the 4th base. its really up to the individuals wheter they want to include it)

no example needed the sexual bases spelled out for you in the deffinition like a fricken manual

by FoXyCaRmEn December 5, 2009

Bates Motel

Any Motel you die in.

"I talked to him from his room last night, and he was fine."

"Incredible. He checked in but didn't check out"

"Must have been the Bates Motel," man.

by berkboy August 26, 2012

basteo

This word has no particular meaning, but it has several uses. Some guy on tik tok "the scumbag dad" made it and it's really just used to critique someone's method of doing things.

Tiktoker: "So this is how you..."
The scumbag dad: "Actually no you're doing it wrong there's no Basteo.

by Wordkeyholder November 20, 2022