Bassoon

The bassoon is by far the best instrument ever, making the other sections bow down to them. If you fail to play it right though, it will sound like a duck that is dying.

And although it is the best, the other sections must confuse the bassoon with the oboe every other time they say the name, because they do not know any better.

Commonly referred to as the "farting bedpost", and also the target of many jokes (most of which involve the bassoon again being compared with the inferior oboe, having it being burned longer.) the bassoonists must be very patient.

Clarinetist: Nice Oboe!
Bassoonist: IT'S A BASSOON! -stabs with reed-

What's the difference between a bassoon and an oboe? The bassoon burns longer!

by PointofnoReturn April 12, 2011

bassinfemail

Slang for an extremely fishy smelling vagina, usually due to neglect and overgrown public hair. Also known as bassin' bush or Basshole

That hoe has a bassinfemail, wear two jimmy hats fool!

by Bknock October 28, 2014

Bassing

From South African slang. To laugh uncontrollably

... And then I started bassing because it was so funny

by Taufelzzz🌹 July 6, 2020

Bastion main

When someone lacking soul or skill mains bastion in Overwatch

Oh no. Not a bastion main!

by M3m310rd September 16, 2016

Bastion

To kidnap an animal for personal use, used often to describe cat napping.

That little girl loved fluffy until some monster bastion’d it and she never saw fluffy again.

by PooFlavin October 13, 2021

Bastion Main

A bastion main is a guy who has no family or life and will never have such things. So, he or she picks the Overwatch character "Bastion," only to fuck with other people's lives. The bastion main can be mainly found in comp & Quick Play, it's their natual habitat.

Man, FUCK that bastion main!

by I_Got_Barzzzzzzzx April 10, 2017

bassooning

to perform a motorboat on a womans vagina

adam is bassooning the shit out of that girl and she likes it.

by im from maine bitches January 6, 2007