bamping

excrement, pooh, faeces, droppings,

whoops, I've stepped in a bamping

by Ivan Bagerov May 13, 2005

monkey barring

verb; to set up another relationship before the present one is over

just as monkeys dont let go of one branch til they have another in sight, some girls/guys dont let go of a relationship until they've found the next

ie .. "that bitch melissa is totally monkey barring her boyfriend with that new guy, what a fucking whore"

by metro anthony October 24, 2005

bamping

A sleazeball who thinks he has conned me but though he pretends to be my friend I know I am better as I have been researching for much longer than him and I am the original and alway have been and always will be and he's really getting my hackles up and if he's not careful I shall set my LOVELY WIFE on him!

Danny, the pratt in the wooly hat.

by Mark February 22, 2004

burping the worm

To ejaculate, see masterbate

Mom:Hey, what'd you do after school today?

You: Oh, I was burping the worm.

by MichalekAdam11 January 25, 2005

Barnings

Hard working, loyal, and unable to break. Stays in the spotlight even when the electricty is out. You can find only a few so it is rare to even know of a Barnings. Men Barnings's are more rare than woman but when you find a man look up he will be tall. Barnings take pride in the fact there are few of them so don't plan on knowing one to long.

Man that Barnings sure did hit the nail on the head. Damn that Barnings is a monster look at him work. Hey "What" have you ever seen a Barnings. "No" have you ever seen a leprechaun?

by Don Appomattox September 13, 2012

Burping a tire

Riding your bike with tubeless tires and you blow a flat.

Brah! I was out gravel grinding and I burped a tire! Burping a tire caused me to separate my shoulder.... both of them

by Senior BroBrah November 10, 2018

carnival barking clown

An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.

@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.

by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020