by xxXx_jadedragon_xXxx August 14, 2004
when a woman is giving a man head, we all know that she gets warning before we blow a load. in this case you dont give so much of verbal warning, but a kick of the leg and make the sound of a barn animal (mine was a horse). As she looks to see what is going on, shoot her in the face.
when i made it up, i was on my futon laying down. i always told it was coming but decided it was time for change. so i brayed like a horse and kicked my leg. she looked up and said "what the..." and splat, i shot her face. the BARNYARD BLAST was born
by comedian314 May 16, 2009
Barnyard 1.Nigger, a african american(nigro), 2. Could also be a white-bo hardass,that deals drugs n does drugs, 3.Is either a hardass nigger or born in a barn
by steve bink January 11, 2009
Combine a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken and you have yourself a Spanish Barnyard. Total cost: $2
Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.
Smoosh down and enjoy.
Layers should go as follows: Bread, beef patty, bread, chicken, bread, beef patty, bread.
Smoosh down and enjoy.
McDonald's: May I take your order?
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
You: Can I have a spanish barnyard please?
McDonald's: ... What?
You: *sigh* a Double Cheeseburger and a McChicken.
by lexisnexis August 03, 2007
by Hog Choker July 26, 2009
The underwear of an extremely obese woman who, because of her size, is unable to wipe after taking a dump.
by Johnny45 January 20, 2004
Damn dude! Nothing but a bunch of barnyard commandos in this place! Let's get the fuck outta here before we catch gonosyphilliherpezoids.
by JynnxT July 08, 2007