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Barnheart

(bärn-härt)
n.
A psychological disorder, usually of childhood, characterized by impairments in social interactions and repetitive behavior patterns centered around agricultural aspirations; particularly organic, natural, and sustainable farming pursuits.
Barnheart is that sudden overcast feeling that hits you while at work or in the middle of the grocery store checkout line. It’s unequivocally knowing you want to be a farmer — and for whatever personal circumstances — cannot be one just yet. So there you are, heartsick and confused in the passing lane, wondering why you cannot stop thinking about heritage livestock and electric fences.

It’s a dreamer’s disease: a mix of hope, determination, and grit.

(--Jenna Woginrich, 2010)
by farmchef01 February 3, 2010
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barnyard egg

A barnyard egg is freshly laid. A euphemism for the post coital glow.
Her: How do you like your eggs?
You: Barnyard egg style
Her: Huh?
You: Freshly laid baby. Get back in bed.

Her: How do I look?
You: Like a barnyard egg, freshly laid!
by Little Smokey December 25, 2007
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levi bernhardt

Levi Bernhardt is a 20 years old/age shamed youtuber who's lived in the land of pizza for a year and can now sing the Italian version of let it go. He's known for his yoga cat tutorial and for always talking about poo.
But above all, he's the n1 fan of doricos locos tacos and has a fetish for eggplants.
Check him out bc he's amazing YouTube.com/levi
by chiara February 24, 2015
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Barnard

Barnard College is a school affiliated with Columbia University. It is a girls-only, artsy school in New York City.

Someone who goes to Barnard will graduate with a degree from Columbia University.

The school is noted for its political science department.
MA2: Didn't you go to Columbia University?

MA3: Technically, I went to Barnard. But I have a degree from Columbia.
by macubed58 November 22, 2009
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Ollie Barnard

A word used to describe someone who is really cool. Usually calling somebody this means they consist of legendary material.
OMG, that guy is SO Ollie Barnard! I wish I was him, he's SO cool!!!
by Randomer9999999 March 30, 2009
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Barnyard cat

hey this guy must be a barnyard cat, we circled this joint ten times now.
by Big Jargon July 6, 2010
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Barnyardistan

A place in folklore. Where absolutely pointless sporting activities and competitions take place with absolutely no media or fan attention/interest.
Ahad: YES! YES! YES!

Anton: Dude, this isn't the Superbowl. We're out in barnyardistan playin' horseshoes! Chill.
by mahatme cote February 14, 2012
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