the coolest kid in town. he has a crazy SHLONG, that he slays alecs, jacks and Gabriels mothers with. he has big arms and would most likely choke you out in a headlock. everyone wants to be with Tim because he is awesome.
by the_epic_fishy_man November 04, 2020
Allison dyes her hair once a month, loves cats, isn’t popular but knows everyone. She’s kind of a bitch when you first meet her, but she’s fun when you know her.
by Slay2006 July 29, 2022
This person is a legend. A sigma. Whenever women see him they bow down to him hoping they could become one of his partners. This person is the most masculine man ever to exist. He is the straightest male ever never to become lgbtq+. All men respect him and all women want him. He is the man with the biggest cock n balls and a toned muscular light skin body. He has black curly hair a strong jawline with a constant stoic expression.
by FollowerOfJayden May 25, 2023
by DarkyWolf May 25, 2022
Also known as the North Oxted Massive, this gang runs most of the business in the Oxted area with most of their strength being contained in the notorious areas of Silkham and the Shaw. They originally started small on the scene, before coming out of nowhere to knock the prime crime leaders off their top spots for themselves. They ain't to be messed with, as it is well known that their rise to power, although quiet, was also extremely violent, bloody and fraught with pain and death.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
They're known to have close ties with the CTS and are a known part of SKl Konnexion, signifying their work on a larger scale - these lads aren't local no more.
Common gang activites include "slam" and the occassional bit of "swingy". They're also known to be fiercely territorial, defending the Shaw and it's inhabitants from their rivals the SOC or the H-to-the-G-Unit.
"I hear the Barnett's Shaw Massive been hitting up the South Oxted Crew again"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
"Man, those North Oxted lads don't take no shit, make sure you ain't disrespecting"
"For sure I ain't, the Shaw is a tough place to be, they're hardened gangsters"
"Barnett's Shaw - a hard place to live, an easy place to die"
by Mad Styles Mike January 02, 2006
A three in one two timer who distributes his time equally between rampant drug usage and deviant sexual encounters. Lives in the past and PISSES on floors to mark territory and establish dominance. Lies for entertainment purposes.
That Barnett has wasted more time fishing but he must be a goldfish himself because he does the same shit every day. A rerun.
by Dailgailgog November 03, 2019
by DarkyWolf March 12, 2022