Barnes and Noble

Synonymous with the action of dropping a deuce due to the fact that the Barnes and Noble bathrooms are so well kept up that the famed bookstore is the place to go if one ever needs to pinch a loaf in public.

I shouldn't have had White Castle last night; I really have to drop a Barnes and Noble.

by Dizzle72 July 14, 2011

Barnes, Wisconsin

A piece of shit town where nobody lives. Has a total of about eleven bars, one cemetary, and four restaraunts. Population: Old people. Plenty of lakes to drown yourself in.

1.) Wow, there is nothing to do!

Dude I know. It's like we're living in Barnes.

2.) Hey, let's go get drunk.

Do I look like I live in Barnes, Wisconsin?

by Moofle. April 5, 2011

Barnes & Noble Challenge

When you and a friend buy a 12 pack of cheap beer like natty ice or bush light and sneak it into Barnes and Noble. You then drink the beer with a friend and buy a book before you leave.

Me and my bro just completed the first Barnes & Noble Challenge

by kratos1234 July 11, 2011

barnes wallace

A term used when taking a meaty dump. The turn is so fat, that when it hits the water, there is enough splash back to drench your ring piece. Like a makeshift beeday.

Named after the original pilot of the bouncing bomb during world war 2.

Dave: good shit?
Gaz: Yea! I don't like the Winter though, The Barnes Wallace was freezing!
Dave: barnes wallace, cool.

by spidermaguire October 20, 2008

Barnes & Noble

An American bookseller, with the largest number of retail outlets in the United States. Founded in New York City in 1886 as Arthur Hinds & Company. Renamed to Hinds & Noble when Gilbert Clifford Noble was made a partner, then renamed to Barnes & Noble after Noble purchased the company and hired William Barnes. Now operates over 600 retail stores nationwide and is a Mecca for book lovers like me. Many have cafés that serve Starbucks coffee.

Regular person’s ideal date: dinner and a movie.
Nerd’s ideal date: Barnes & Noble and reading a book mutually picked.

by Lonely_Weirdo March 4, 2021

Barnes Party

Noun: A Party that has a lack of alcohol or very low quality alcohol, such as Colt .45. Slampigs are regulars at a Barne's Party.
Adj: A party that is poorly planned and executed.

"What are you doing tonight?"
"I dunno, I'm so bored, I may have to go to a Barnes Party"

by TKE8624 March 17, 2008

Barnes' Girlfriend

A device created and cultivated to produce the true born Nebraskan. It contains their biggest export of wool along with the sensual masturbate device called the "Pocket Pussy". It enhances the animal instinct of Nebraskan folk and intensifies the pleasure of one man in particular. It satisfies the indulging need of sexual intercourse when he "can't get any". This term is the purgatory status of being a virgin and the old fashion self-help masturbation. The Barnes' Girlfriend is in local stores near you, if you are in Nebraska.

A guy was "struggle busing" today on getting a new girlfriend and so he met with his Barnes' Girlfriend in bed that night.

by Struggle Bus 69 April 30, 2013