When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.
When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!
by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010
Cowboys *now* starting running back. Once was a back up for Julius Jones (who is now a Seattle Seahawk.) Unlike Jones who uses elusiveness, Barber runs people over ala trucking. You can't stop this dude. Not even the New England Patriots.
Dude did you see that two yard run by Marion Barber? He was about to get safetied by the Patriots, but got out! This dude is a BEAST!
by Michael0105 April 4, 2008
1) When you jizz on a black-haired woman's forehead, and then slick her hair back with it.
2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
2) Someone is blowing you You pull out your wang, blow your load on the person's forehead and then slick the person's hair back with it.
Bro, last night when Maria blew me I gave her the Italian Barber. It took her an hour and a half to wash all of my babies out of her hair!
by Joey G-Spot December 12, 2007
When your girl let's herself go and fails to tend her garden and her pussy requires you to do some mandatory trimming.
by Eaton Holgoode February 24, 2017
by asdfASDGF February 4, 2010
by sxrkz September 27, 2023
he is the best barber gives you that fade 1st time free best at fades he's looking for 5 big oily pickaxe dudes so if you know any big oily pickaxe dudes tag them in the comments
by effin myles April 26, 2023