"Yea they say he's clinging to some twisted form of his youth , quite the phil the barber actually ."
by JiveassCracker January 30, 2015
The physical embodiment of dirt, not only does this vile creature lie 24/7 but also goes out of his way to stay well away from anything remotely hygienic. In addition to the blocks of bellchesse that engulf his chode and constantly put him off, he also is sexually attracted to dogs and has various different branded ice lollies stuck between the many many chins and rolls of fat he has.
Friend 1 - “mate did u see how John Barber that toilet was”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
Friend 2 - “dude I’ve seen dogs shit out cleaner things”
by urnanscrustyvagina November 4, 2018
That uncomfortable feeling in the barber chair where the "patient" hands rub up against the barbers genitalia. It can also be the "barber" aggressively slapping an apron on a minor to "tap" his package.
Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Finally, barber tapping is a popular phenomenon at crowded bars in the Midwest. Particularly hanging out by the girls can.
Ronnie just Barber Tapped me while I was getting my hair cut, time to use a Flobee....
"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
"I just barber tapped Lucy on her way to the can, did she get implants?"
by Donkeyboy32 October 7, 2014
Verb) When three or more African Amercian co-workers sit around on the clock and jaw about nothing for an extended period of time, creating a barber shop-like atmosphere.
Leon, Darnell and Kisha don't ever get a lick of work done, they just sit around and barber shop all day
by Barry Lankin April 24, 2008
by Brent Jarvis October 18, 2006
by ormonon October 9, 2006
To be socially awkward and incapable of even maintaining a conversation with a hyperactive 6 year old
I know you're afraid of black ppl and might sit there like silent night, but please don't pull-a-barber
by goose1 September 9, 2007