Mr. Barber

The assistant-principal who works hard to keep hats/hoods off heads in the halls of Twin Valley.

"Where did your hat go, Kevin?"
"Oh, Mr. Barber, took it."

by Bruh413 November 4, 2019

tom barber

Someone who likes Cheese and can't stop pointing it out like a Mongoloid

you're such a tom barber

by Tom B. Sucks February 24, 2019

barber slap

A singular slap to the back of the neck when someone you know recently has a haircut within the past a day or two

Man, this haircut is awesome but I've been getting barber slaps all day

by Dreamon313 May 2, 2016

barbers surprise

When you're shocked to find the girl you're with has a hairy vagina
(usually found out by touching that area and feeling the hairs poking out)

Bob : How was your night with Emma man?

Ben : Shit man, that girl gave me the biggest barbers surprise

by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009

Da Barber

Not just a barber, DA BARBER. One who possesses that specific velvet swagger. Not only is he a barber, but often a therapist, an accountant, and in rare cases, a jeweler.

Ant: Im feeling like a cartoshka right now. I gotta go see Da Barber.

Al: Word up son. Da Barber is rabbid! he'll make you feel saucy!

by khrumzza May 31, 2011

Barber School

Someone with an unkempt or disheveled hairstyle, suggesting the subject received their haircut at a discounted rate from a barber training program.

Hey, get a load of barber school over here. I didn't know Flock of Seagulls was back on tour.

by Johnny Typo December 16, 2010

barber's touch

when a male barber presses his genitals against your hand while it is sitting on the armrest when getting a haircut.

Derp: Today while getting a haircut the barber totally gave me barber's touch!

by deeeeo June 30, 2011