Balibo

When a man fucks a woman and wants to go to the bathroom to shit out a whole entire bus, or something of a similar size. the girl looks back. She sees that you are in pain and asks what is wrong you answer nothing. right when you answer (nothing) you let out a huge fart that can kill a skunk or two. She barfs out and you soon find out that your bathing in vomit and diarrhea. You faint because of the awful smell and the next day when you wake up you find out that the girl is gone and you are tied to a chair and her dad is pointing a shotgun at your face.

I had a a fucked up night, it was a balibo!

by Jesusrmofo666 May 31, 2009

Baloobas

To get Baloobas. Derived from Ireland, where Balooba is a thick eejit. To get baloobas or to go baloobas, is a set of behaviour occurring when a person has a consumed a large amount of drink or drugs and behaves wildly, erratically, but all the while having fun

I went to the Big Chill festival, and went completely Baloobas

by shenaniganz00 August 18, 2006

ballboozling

The act of tricking a friend, spouse or coworker into looking at one or both of your testicles. Usually this is performed by popping one out of one's fly, or peeking one out of the leg of one's shorts.

I was skipping stones at the beach, and when I turned around Michael's left nut was hanging out of his cut offs. That chowderhead won't stop ballboozling me!

by Barley Syzyrupson March 31, 2014

Rocky Balboa high

When one tokes oneself into a stupor much like that of rocky balboa after he endures rigorous rounds of boxing. The condition can be identified by the following symptoms: slurred speech, uncontrolled rolling of the eyes, and stroke-like facial expressions.
Veterans of this occurrence may refer to this phenomenon as "Rocky Balb" and may shout such phrases as "Cut me boss, I cant see!"

"ooohh abura behder pass huuuu bong."
"I wish you wouldnt get rocky balboa high all the time."

by marisa adanah feliciano-garcia January 7, 2009

Bacoboner

(n.) The unforeseen and unnatural rush of blood to the capillaries in the nether regions of men after seeing Snorgtees models on internet advertisements...especially the one wearing the T-shirt that says "Bacon makes everything better."

"Yes I would like to stand up and write something on the whiteboard, but I just got a Bacoboner from that hot Snorgtees chick in a pop up ad on my laptop. I am currently thinking about my aunt playing naked baseball and should be OK in about 5 minutes."

by ChillUpMyLeg February 12, 2010

baloomp

Verb, 1. To defecate. Noun, 1. A turd. 2. The sound a turd makes when it hits the drink.

The sandwich was so filling that I have to baloomp now.

by Etch September 6, 2008

frosted baloon

The act of ejaculating into a condom while doing a chick and after words dumping the contents on her head

I gave her a frosted baloon when I was done doing her

by none February 18, 2005