blog balled

Girls who will only chat you up online and not meet in the real world.

We've chatted online for 3 weeks, she says she likes me, every time I ask her to meet for drinks she says no.

Man, you just got blog balled.

by JaackAce April 21, 2008

black and blue balled

The act of being banned/blacklisted from a strip club or any other boner worthy establishment.

After I punched the bartender from the titty bar, I got black and blue balled.

by Bad Obnauticus November 1, 2009

ballserina

word used to describe a male ballerina. not hard to spot.

mommy, why does the ballserina always dance with grapes in his pocket?

by vinny tests the birdie December 6, 2009

Ballied up

ballied up refers to balaclavers hates ski masks ect.

Maxwell And Tay Are Ballied Up.

by Max Burrows July 15, 2009

Ballseye

A perfectly placed throw or strike to the testicles.

Richard wound up and threw the rubber duck, impacting Scott squarely in the testicles - ballseye!

by sjg22 October 26, 2018

Bane balled

The act of placing ones balls in someone else’s mouth while wearing a c-pap mask and breathing heavy and using your best Bane voice. Bane is in reference of the comic character.

Doug just Bane balled John.

by Bane Darkness February 22, 2018

Ballsex

It's like penisex except tighter.

You wanna have some penisex?

Nah I'm in the mood for something tighter. How bout ballsex?

I'm in!

by Thatballsexguy August 29, 2009