ballgame

a girl who everyone on the team gets a chance to hit

CJ :Hey Mike and Jose Call that ballgame over so she can give US some ass.

by Hollachagurl January 30, 2005

balljazzling

The masculine equivalent of vajazzling, wherein rhinestones are adhered to the testicular and scrotal regions, resulting in a disco ball-like effect.

Our tool of a limo driver was late, most likely because he had a balljazzling appointment.

by positivegman May 31, 2010

Ballrameter

A meter built into every male's body that tells him how serious a testicular impact has been. It functions by emitting a disturbance in the body, The higher in the body a male feels it the more serious it is.

Male 1: "Dude that baseball made a b-line for your nuts!"

Male 2: "My ballrameter reached my throat... I need my mom..."

by Chet AwesomeLazer August 25, 2011

balljak

When participating in a game of balljak one must steal all of the "balls" of the other player.

Person A: Yoink!
Person B: I Got Balljaked!

by scottysullivan September 26, 2006

Balljazzle

Testicular equivalent of vajazzle, usually conducted by dipping ones testicles (in a squatting fashion) into a bowl of glue, then into a bowl containing rhinestone, jewels, sequins, glitter and other items one wants to adorn ones testicles with.

Nick's balljazzled testicles resembled a cross between Joseph's amazing technicolour dreamcoat and a disco ball

by thepuddingmaster July 10, 2011

ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.

Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.

by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008

ballgamed

-After drinking/smoking too much to the point of passing out, the act of reaching a level beyond conciousness.
-see 'donzo'

Look at Conway right now, he looks dead, he is definitely ballgamed.

by ybless October 17, 2008