ballardry

when one is up to only the most depraved, idiotic, sexually deviant and/or reckless shit that is humanly possible in a drunken british manner

"What is this new form of ballardry"
he says to his mate after watching some blokescreaming down the hotel hallway at some scared women in a drunken, incomprehensible and sexually deviant manner

by 999up$1d3d*wncr3w October 3, 2017

drop ballast

to have a movement of one's bowels; to take a shit (nautical in origin).

Captain Pete grabbed a newspaper and headed for the shithouse. It was obvious he was going to cop a squat and drop ballast.

by Blenderhead1991 May 13, 2009

balla headset

what fuckin durshes say to refer to a legit(really nice) head unit in vehicles

Kyle: Hey ya fuckin dursh did ya get ya balla headset put in ya seeon yet? The one ya got now whack!

Me: Um, no dude i left my xbox 360 headset at my house where it belongs.

by kyle iz balla July 1, 2009

balljam

A human event that induces the emotional experience of being a ball and being jammed in a machine.

"Balljam! As it turns out, we are lost."

"Balljam! I forgot we had plans tonight, so I'm actually..."

by elaszcz January 5, 2010

balljiggin'

When you visit Ireland and a leprechaun dances a merry jig upon your balls.

Can't wait to receive a good ol' balljiggin'

by grandmaster_phag June 28, 2016

Balla

1. Balla is actually dog if translated from Sinhala to English. If you don't believe me you can search it up online.
2. It can also be a player/pimp who earns a LOT of money.

1. 'That balla's so cute!'
2. 'I feel like a balla after making that MONEY!!!!!!!!!!!!'

by DODS1234 June 17, 2017

ballad

A ballad is a narrative poem, usually set to music; thus, it often is a story told in a song.

This is the ballad of a dead solider.

by Aashish Dhand January 9, 2008