baldey

See baldy (3) & (6)

A woman who has shaved off all her pubic hair, a girl with a shaved mitt

Your clitty lips look lovely, Baldey

by Morris_X October 9, 2007

baldersnatch

an ageing woman's vagina

not as young as she used to be, she looked down at her baldersnatch and reminisced of the fuller-haired snatch of her youth.

by total_wino April 5, 2010

baldeet

This word is probably of Eastern origin. The value of words: the highest degree of pleasure, joy and delight. Correct pronunciation and such: baldeeeeeet.

-Tony listens to music all day!
-Do not disturb him! He baldeet!

Zach baldeet from Mary when she was near him.

Seeing a lot of food on the table, Tom says:

-I boldeet! Robbed a restaurant?

Ron inhaled cigarette:

-I baldeet from grass!

by Dan2009 September 25, 2009

Baldemort

When someone is bald and enjoys Harry Potter

Hey dude, I shaved my head and now I look like a baldemort

by Baldemort August 12, 2018

balded

the action of achieving the bald state of being. usually associated with shaving one’s hair, however one must also see the spiritual side of being balded to truly transform.

bitch i almost died that shit balded me

I laughed at this joke for 10 minutes straight, I literally was balded.

Giulia’s hair is falling out, lmao she’s gettin balded.

by baldedbabe1993 November 11, 2018

Baldeater

noun.

A new aged pussy licker. A female who likes to lick vagina. She is pre historic and no longer eats vagina with hair on it.. previously none as a capermuntcher.

I want to eat you Baldeater and it better not have hair on it!

by Noodle paradise July 10, 2021

baldvin

The true queen of all hoes and she slays the freaking game

That outfit is so fierce you are serving some baldvin realness

by Kókómjólk March 27, 2017