Russian bagel

A secret code for porn

Dude, want to watch some Russian bagel?

by Monty Python Obsessed May 19, 2014

Hope bagels

Something that gives you a lot of hope
Nagito Komedea eats them daily.

Nagito:WANT SOME HOPE BAGELS!?
Hajime:Wut?

by Itz_garbadge April 29, 2019

Rais Bages with Creams

Raisin bagel with cream cheese on it. Usually found at your local convenient store, or like a Dunkin' Donuts or something. Usually good for a quick, cheap snack after school.

Customer: "Can I have a rais bages with creams?"

Cashier: "What?"

by Krofan January 6, 2010

bagel hoarder

A typically obese woman with an intense love for varying types of bagels. Her and her pack will hoard a supply of bagels and leave only the healthy oat bran bagels for everyone else. They are also known to use an overabundance of cream cheese.

I really wanted an everything bagel, but the bagel hoarders got to the supply too early this morning.

by ktrane March 3, 2004

Hope Bagel

A Hope Bagel is a no ordinary bagel, it has been touched wholesomely by thy Nagito Komaeda aka " big hope daddy ".After every 69 years, A hope bagel is born by its maker, Nagito Komaeda.It is made by getting Hajime's limbs and blending them with " the big hope " and is poured into a fine bagel batter, then its is baked at 711 degrees.And boom, a none like any other, Hope Bagel.

person A: Look, its thy Hope bagel, mother! Person B: why are you this way.

by yourfriendlypansexual November 16, 2020

Bagel-faced Dipshit

The 45th President of the United States of America.

Teacher: "Class, who is the current President of the US?"
Dustin: "Donald Trump?"
Teacher: "Close. Anyone else?"
Bianca: "Some bagel-faced dipshit?"
Teacher: "Correct!"

by ToddUncommon March 20, 2020

Bagewitch

A bagel sandwich. What else would it be?

Jissy: bro how many slices of meat does your bagewitch have
Me: 24 and that doesn’t even include the cheese

by UnqualifiedGiraffe September 29, 2020