Baewatch

When you've spotted bae or a bae candidate outside of your own social channel.

Daaaaaaamn, I'd raise that kid for her #Baewatch

by mambo-p May 26, 2016

Bakewell Pudding

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.

"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"

by Pastry February 20, 2013

Italian Bakewich

The act of stuffing a condom full of cold left over italian meats, (ie. sausage, meat balls, brigole etc.) then using it as a dildo untill luke warm, and fanally cutting open and consuming contents.

I gave my girl an Italian bakewich today; I have never been so stuffed, and neither has she.

by AstroJACK! November 25, 2010

bakewaria

Bakewaria is a surname used by Jains mostly is northern part of India. It is a upper caste Jain surname. Bakewaria’s are really kind and compassionate people. They are family oriented and attached to their roots. And they are pure Jains.

Oh! He comes from Bakewaria family. He must be really nice!

by JainuineGuy November 23, 2021

extreme babewalking

The act of truly never letting one's babe go no matter the environmental situation. One's babe is held from behind while in motion, often through dangerous and risky situations.

Extreme babewalking on a tight rope. Extreme babewalking through a construction site with no hard helmets on. Extreme babewalking through thunder and lightening storms, tornadoes, earthquakes and other natural disasters.

"Me and LemonJello are getting pretty serious. Yesterday we extreme babewalked through a hailstorm together".

"I decided to take the leap from babewalking to extreme babewalking once holding my babe through the mall became too mundane".

by Coorissa July 20, 2014

bakewell

A loud, green smoking, codshite talking monkey like male originated from the planet of the apes.

Bakewell: I can do 0-80mph in 2 seconds!
Loguey: Stop talking bakewell!

by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007

Baewatch

The act of admiring a girl and attempting to prevent other men from asking the girl involved out in the vain hope that he will someday get the courage to ask the girl out himself. In nearly all cases of baewatch, a third party will break through the cockblock and take the girl out anyway, leaving the baewatcher to sulk and eventually repeat his mistakes.

Joe: Steve, you're going on baewatch. Leave her alone or ask her out already.

Steve: I can't ask her out yet; I'm not ready. But I'll ask her out one day, I promise.

Five days later...

Steve: What the heck, Joe?! You can't just steal my girl like that!

Joe: She wasn't your girl. This is exactly what you get for going on baewatch, Steve.

by Moontoons June 30, 2014