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Blakedance

A form of solo dancing influenced by Caucasian/Asian American culture involving rapid acrobatic ninja-like moves in which different parts of the body touch the ground.
The crowd formed a circle to partake in blakedance observations.
by CrazySauceSass July 15, 2011
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Riley Blaked It

When you completely fuck something up
“Shit!! I used the wrong resistors”

Fuckkkkk. You fully Riley Blaked It”
by Praisebetoallah123 December 15, 2021
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blaked

A mixture of the words baked (refering to being hy) and blanked (when you are so hy your mind just stayes blank)
One friend talkin to another

"Daamn Homie im wayyy blaked"
"Ya man me to.. i cant even think straight"
by brett h. March 31, 2008
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Got Blake'd

When someone willingly obtains ownership of cats (at least two) from a former significant other, immediately after a break-up; thus making the cat recipient, or Blake, look like a total bitch. The process of keeping the cats is commonly the result of a failed attempt to save the marriage/relationship. It is common for the sexual preference of the Blake to be under scrutiny directly following the acquisition of cats. The number of cats in possession after the break-up is directly proportional to the bitchiness of the Blake.
Walter: "Damn, did you see what happened to that guy after his wife divorced him? He has so many cats now."

Jesse: "Yeah, that bitch Got Blake'd and then moved to fucking Cleveland with his cat army!"

Walter: "That's rough! Getting Blake'd is pretty much the worst thing that I could imagine happening to me."
by Jesse_Pinkman October 14, 2013
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blaked

by brendan rogers February 8, 2008
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Blaked

Destroying someone's soul with words
look Anthony is getting blaked because he didn't have his instrument
by Davanteeee. January 21, 2018
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Blaked

Being extremely drunk and expelled from the Nursery Inn, Hartlepool UK onto Blake Street
Jesus, I was Blaked last night
by Marty47 May 20, 2018
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