The act of catching a river trout, than returning home to clean it. After cleaning one than wraps it in a new paper for later use. When the female returns home the male entices here to the bed room. Sex begins and eventually have the female switch to a reverse cowgirl position, while she isn't paying attention remove said trout from newspaper and begin hitting her repeatedly till she leaves... than fry trout for next days lunch...
Mike: Hello Steve
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
Steve: Hey Mike! Would you like to grab a beer tomorrow?
Mike: No, I can't I am fishing for trout tomorrow so I can give this new girl the "Algonquin Trout Tickler", that will end all talks of moving in together!"
Steve: Wow man, you most defiantly should have Tickled her the first time so she knew you weren't that type of man who actually lives a with a woman!!!
by ChocolateEmu September 10, 2010
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I Will Not Bow
Crawl
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Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film
I Will Not Bow
Crawl
Dear Agony
Hopeless
Anthem of the Angels
Give me a sign.
I Will Not Bow was featured on the film Surrogates, the music video to this song features clips from the film
man: that breaking benjamin concert was the shit!
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony
me:hell yeah man! they're the best!
man:whats their new album called?
me:its Dear Agony
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I wasted my life playing video games and watching the television; the natural talents I once had have apathied and worn away, leaving the one thing I was good at behind.
My life has been nothing but a fastly accelerating downward spiral and I have failed to provide anything of with to anyone.
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Isaiah: ...
Me: ...
Isaiah: yeah, same.
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Isaiah: ...
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