agon

1. A guy (or girl) who sleeps with random women and their mothers (simultaneously). An agon often gets called back to the womans house several times, owing to his/her ability to sustain an erection long enough to staisfy both women

2. What you call a man that loves pot and turd and smoking deer antlers

3. A coat rack

1. Sam: "Kevin's such an agon. Last week he got with his ex and her mum.. at the same time!"
Jase: "I wish I was a agon!"
Sam: "Me too."

2. I love smoking pot and deer antlers while on the can

3. Just chuck your coats onto my agon biatches

by pseudonym69er October 25, 2008

agon

a word that is often use as an excuse for a situation, esp. a difficult one.

Agon 'bout that, didn't know you were waitin'.

by kajime April 2, 2007

Agon

Agon is an very nice guy . And he loves e very beutiful girl names lirona and he is for many Girls the heroe. Agon i very sexy

" i wish i was an agon!"

by Lulimuli January 3, 2017

Agon

Agon is e realy sexy and he loves a girl names lirona . Agon is the heroe for many girls

"I wish i was an agon!"

by Lulimuli January 3, 2017

agon

to cause or be in extreme pain or agony; to hurt

My shoulder agons every time I try to write.

Molly agoned to much after Dave left her last week.

by whYTbredd January 12, 2008

agon leshi

when the stripper does the sexy by cutting a bowl cut in ur pubes

Damn Shawty doing the agon leshi

by alaxanderprussia September 17, 2020

Agon Xani

Agon Xani is what you a call a person who can’t do an easy task, such as pass a stage check, or a test at school.

“Bro, you failed your stage check? You’re such an Agon Xani.”

by garrett kardashian December 27, 2025