AYFKMYSPOS

a response to something that is inexplicably stupid: Are You Fucking Kidding Me You Stupid Piece Of Shit?

eileen: i am going to have a child.
people in earshot: AYFKMYSPOS?

by John.AZ.V January 13, 2009

AYFKM

It's a text acronym for "Are you fucking kidding me?" as in, can you believe he/she just did that/said that, etc. A longer version of WTF.

I just caught him cheating again!!!
AYFKM?!?!?!?!?!

by lizzibee2 April 12, 2014

ayfer

A synonym word for “cool parent” You know you saw an ayfer when that he/she takes care of their children really well.

Man, her dad is such an ayfer!

by crazythomas1929 January 24, 2018

Ayfit

Meaning the opposite of "On Fleek." Ayfit means to be failed, ruined, or bad in some way.

Your clothes used to be on fleek now they're just ayfit.

by harvardstudent.edu May 20, 2015

AYFKM

Are you fucking kidding me???

I've been to the DMV three times this week and I still haven't got my plates.

AYFKM!?!?

by ZaZa G January 27, 2019

Ayfs

Are you free of spies

X: ayfs?
Y: yeah no one’s here

by kristenbell May 26, 2019

ayfeathe

You tried to remove your name trend's first and last letter from TikTok with jayfeather from warriors.

You tried to remove your name trend's first and last letter from TikTok with jayfeather from warriors.

by _-xXJayeXx-_ May 1, 2022