Auto rap battles

ah yes, the perfect roblox game to rap people.
only thing is nobody can rap, and theres a 1 in 2 chance you will find someone toxic.
nice, right?

P1: im gonna play auto rap battles.
P2: you have no experience in that game, you numpty.

by i guess im fucked. April 23, 2022

Autorape

The molestation or raping of a text message due to the automatic spelling correction function known as autocorrect.

When typing a word that is considered improper or sounds similar to another word, autocorrect will "autorape" the word, which will become a different word that has a different meaning than the word you meant to type, this ultimately leads to confusion and or awkwardness in the conversation.

I'm selling my china on eBay (before the autorape)

I'm selling my vagina on eBay (after the autorape)

by M-S-D-3- November 27, 2013

turtles autograph

A poo smear on the back of your underpants caused by the emerging stool

I need the toilet right now, I've just had the turtles autograph.

by papers July 17, 2011

Signing autographs

Wiping your poopy butt with toilet paper.

It just wouldn't end, I was in the handicapped stall signing autographs for twenty minutes straight, my fans are relentless.

by ShartShooper January 30, 2023

Up all night autographin' it

A way to say you had sex with someone. Comes from the song "Sweat" by Chris Brown ft. Flo Rida.

"So, dude, what'd you do with your girl last night?"
"I was up all night autographin' it!"

by danananabatman February 27, 2009

Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To

Double entendre, stemming from HotForWords' offer of a chance to win an autographed iPad by joining a site she linked to from her lesson on "Double Entendre" ("I'd like to double HER entendre" - The Todd, SCRUBS)

You won an iPad that HotForWords autographed? Oooh ... (Yoda say) Autograph HER iPad, I'd Like To ... Yehhhhhhhhhhhs!

by Uncle J MythMan January 16, 2011

AutoReply Envy

The feeling of discontent or covetousness upon receiving an individual's "Out of Office AutoReply" indicating that she is away from the office, and will be for some time.

I developed a serious case of AutoReply Envy today after I emailed Amy only to receive her Out of Office AutoReply indicating she was out for the entire week and was therefore excused from our corporate retreat.

by Tupelo44 March 4, 2010