Angerbating

Where a man is annoyed at something and Masterbates in an Angry mood.

Lyndol: Did ya beat the anger monkey our yer penis? What ya call it?
Richard: Angerbating? Yes. I beat that little monkey. Right out..

by Mark Jackson. January 18, 2009

stealth masterbating

When one wacks off as quietly as possible so as to not disturb the people in the same room.

Sam: I hope no one notices I am stealth masterbating
Girl friend: Sam ... are you wacking off!!!!
Sam: Oh Shit!

by themanwiththeplan9192 April 4, 2010

asserbating

anal masterbating and self stimulation of the A spot which is located several centimeters into the anus.

I was disturbed to walk into the back room and catch him asserbating.

by trailerparkpenny July 17, 2006

Masterbating Monkey

A primate creature who masterbates.

"Monkey Masterbation Spotting" has become a hobby in the South American State of illinois. A well known competitor in the sport of of Monkey Masterbation Spotting is Fred Phelps, a very vocal and fanatically religeous biggot.

The monkey wrapped his primate hand around his primate pink penis, and masterbated furiously untill he fell out of his tree. Fred Phelps watched in glee as he photographed the event so he could show the pictures to his family.

by Gordon Freeman October 31, 2004

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

...For them freaks who don't seem to mind spending a lot of extra time making their words alternate between capital and lowercase because they think it looks "cool" or "ghetto" or "omggsohott"...or all of the above. Usually the words do not include any punctuation and may contain other random symbols (i.e. numbers and signs)

i dOnT mInD mAkInG A tOtaL fReAk oUt oF mYsElF tYpInG lIkE tHiS bEcaUsE i hAvE nO lIfE aLreAdY.

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs tAkEs mE fIvE tImEs aS lOnG tO tYpE aS nOrMaL tYpInG bUt iF iT mAkeS mE cOoLeR iLl dO iT.

by ieatboobs4breakfast August 14, 2008

aLtErNaTiNg CaPs

A way of talking on the internet. Mostly done by blonde ditzes who think it's cool.

xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoL dAt bItCh eRika Iz sUcH a bitch AiN't ShE
xlilmisskillax: LoLz dAt StOoPiD BiTcH Is A hOeBaG
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: LoLz I nO
xlilmisskillax: Oh my god we are such posers.
xXxShExAySamMaYxxx: I know. We should stop it right now.
xlilmisskillax: Yeah really.

by Blahb January 16, 2005

masterbating

a common mispelling of the word "masturbating", which is the ING form of wordmasturbation

1337_g33k: Im masterbating to porn
Normal person: Good to know.

by Anonymous March 15, 2003