asshead

1. One who is incredibly ugly.
2. One who is constantly talking shit.
3. One who has shit for brains.

Lennox Lewis talked shit about Klitschko after almost being beaten like the bitch he is: therefore Lennox Lewis is an asshead.

by fidel August 14, 2003

asshead

one who acts like an idiot,A moron,a stupid person.

Oh my gosh, you are such an asshead!!!!

by mARCYH August 21, 2006

Assaholic

Noun 1. A person who seems addicted to behaving like an asshole. 2. An alcoholic who exhibits extreme asshole behavior.

3. Someone addicted to asses.

"John, even at my mother's funeral, you still acted like a jerk. I swear you are an assaholic. I want a divorce!"

by funkstank June 29, 2009

asshatrick

Succeeding at being a douche three consecutive times in one conversation. This usually occurs while randomly striking up a conversation with a much more attractive species of the opposite sex.

John: Did you hear Mike talking to that smokin' chick at the bar?

Lukas: Yeah, he managed to get that asshatrick in right before getting shot down.

by Puck You January 17, 2008

Asschwitz

A fart so righteous that if a holocaust survivor caught a whiff it would take them right back to 1944 Poland.

Damn you ripped wicked Asschwitz, I heard that's what killed Himmler.

by nick889 April 6, 2009

judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

someone who judges without knowing anything about it.

or denoting an attitude in which judgments about other people's conduct are made
A jerk

guy: your music sucks

girl: why you're nothing but a judgemental croutonsatanal asshat

by Wolfie SiriusBlack February 13, 2015

Asschunks

Blowing chunks out your ass after eating a volatile substance, usually a few bean burritos or any product from taco bell.

Dude, I shouldn't have ate those burritos, I blew asschunks all night.
Don't use that restroom! Someone blew asschunks in there and it reeks!
I don't want to eat taco bell man, it gives me serious asschunks whenever i do...

by Jacob Ritz December 25, 2005