Browne Aphasia

When you constantly forget the dates to important tests and exams. These people are fucking retards, and shouldn't participate in the IB because of their poor memory skills, these people tend to cause stress and worry in people's lives because they convince people that test and exams are sooner than they actually are.

The test is next week
No, its tomorrow
Okay thanks

Hey dude I stayed up til midnight last night studying, turns out the test is next week. Thanks a lot you stupid fuck. I'm diagnosing you with Browne Aphasia

You people should be shot.

by garljack April 25, 2011

Stultus Aphasia

When someone says something so incredibly stupid that you are at a loss for words.

Person 1 "Hey, check out this article about the Flat Earth, it's what convinced me"
Person 2 "..."
Person 1 "...you ok?"
Person 2 "...wha...? Oh, yeah, I just had a moment of Stultus Aphasia, sorry."

by Tommology February 14, 2019

Assasian

Japanese murderer

"Beware of Akane, she's an assasian..."

by WMark17 October 27, 2009

(AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion

An expansion of the condition 'aphasia' which implies an affliction where the sufferer experiences loss of ability to articulate ideas, thus elaborated more precisely to define that which individuals living in Tibetan China are experiencing current under Chinese rule.

Jane: "Did you hear that YouTube & Google were down over the weekend in Tibet? I don't know what's going on with the protests!"

John: "I know. The people there got struck with a case of (AAC) or Asian Aphasian Contagion.

by Joe (Bigsky770) March 18, 2008

Amephasia

A pretty cool person you should talk to her shes lonely.

(this was made by Amephasia)

fuck Amephasia. -all of my friends

by Amephasia September 14, 2020

Asshatia

A very cool absolute monarchy ruled by some guy named King Asshat XVIII of Asshatia founded in the 21st century because Gen Z having the brain capacity of a donkey while the world leaders argue some stupid shit I don't read politics.
I don't know who the king is but he sounds like a cool guy if you ask me.

Why am I doing this again?
Oh yeah I'm bored, whoops.

*Scrolling through Discord*
"Ayo why the fuck is there no Asshatia for the asshats?"
"Time to go make a definition for it in Urban Dictionary and hope it doesn't get smited!"

>*Author then got a lightning to the crotch*

by 0 IQ Agent October 30, 2021

Assphyxiatiated

When you Fart so bad your pet or friend gags.

That was so bad I was assphyxiatiated

by Ronof61 December 11, 2021