Assbadger

One who likes to badger up one other's ass trying to get something out of them.

(Not taken literally).

Stop asking me about it, you assbadger!

by Jordan Fumu April 30, 2004

asspod

A steaming ball of ass mucous shot from the anus at high velocity like a well prepared snot rocket launched from your poo girdle.

"Bitch! I was layin down some napalm last night and shot an asspod so big it could wack yo ass back to frisko!"

by DoctaT2B February 25, 2008

assbad

Having extreme appearance, attitude, or behavior that would have been considered admirable were it done deliberately.

To Keith Moon a car into a pool on purpose is badass. To Keith Moon a car into a pool by mistake is assbad.

by blankityblankblankblank July 22, 2012

Asspained

The condition in which the one who is being referred to is incredibly agitated, which results in chronic pains in the rectal region due to their inability to rectify said frustration.

Matt: "Why are you so Asspained Jeff?"
Jeff: "Because this guy on counterstrike wont stop killing me."
Matt: "you are such a whiny bitch Jeff."

by Policemaninthenavy November 18, 2013

asswad

a complete jerk
someone who shoots mouth off when not asked.
a bulge in the rear of your jeans

Look at Jack,he's a complete asswad.

by Mr Lee December 23, 2006

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

nigga bob asspants

Slang for the cartoon character sponge bob square pants

Yo, homie my little bro was watching nigga bob asspants earlier.

by pissna April 16, 2007