Assholism

A following practiced by many around the world, which needs several years of training and a natural instinct of basic shittiness.

A:What's with that omar, man?
B:Oh, he's a strict assholist, he trains in assholism everyday.

by Rapius August 20, 2009

assholishnesstationship

A friendship/relationship where you are total assholes to each other but its ok because you are bae 's.

Girl #1: You and bae are so mean to each other!
Girl #2: Yeah. We are in an assholishnesstationship.

by haileyj0rdan March 11, 2014

urbana assoholica

A subspecies of homo sapiens, who are "city-bred assholes", completely disconnected from appreciating the calmness & realities of village life, or life in the forests, deserts & mountains

"Hey, Rahul! Look at the birds flying over the sunset sky against the backdrop of mountains!"
"Bah! That's boring as shit. Let's make some noise, throw some money & partayy!"
"You're not human, dude. You are homo sapiens urbana assoholica"

by dushta chapatai September 3, 2016

Assholish

A descriptive word used when a person performs an action or displays an attitude that ultimately labels them as being an asshole.

Why did Mary throw my iPod across the room? I don't know, but it was definitely an assholish thing to do.

by MilesDaHotness July 21, 2011

Assholism

When one has the addictive behavior of being an asshole

Jeff: Aww man, Joe totally ripped on me today

Wayne: Yea, I hear he is suffering from assholism...

by Justine_Hawley February 5, 2009

assoholic

Someone who cannot help being an asshole, all the time.

As a teenager, I was addicted to being a moron, a real assoholic.

by CharlesF October 9, 2006

Assholistic

Adj. An extremely stupid action, comment or behavior.

John's comment at the wake was so assholistic even I wanted to kick his ass.

Why do you have to use such assholistic terms?

by XpideR G August 5, 2009