asslaughter

When your farts are so terrible, they kill people

Shawn is going to jail for committing asslaughter

by Sarcia26 August 23, 2019

asslogist

A person who has a Hood degree In Booty (ie)ASS.

Sorry but my Asslogist says it fake .

by Jay To September 19, 2020

Asslighting

Asslighting (noun): When a large ass first appears smaller than it actually is, causing a person to question their own memory or sanity. See also: Ass illusion, thicc trickery, booty mind games.

Don't let the Spanx fool you; it's all asslighting, bro.

by Thicccheeks Nietzsche June 23, 2023

Optical Asslusion

When ones gluteus maximus appears to be rotund but when a closer look is taken, it is actually taking the affect of an ass but no ass is found until further investigation is taken and the ass begins much lower.

The "Optical Asslusion" Looks good from far, far from good.

by WAAAAAAAAAAAALT April 21, 2008

assplug

An insult, probably refering to a dildo or something to that extent.

John? That kid is such an assplug!

by Poopie Joe May 13, 2005

asslighting

Pressuring a heterosexual male friend into trying anal play just to call him gay afterwards.

A: u told me i would be stiff if i didn't let her peg my ass
B: nah bro, ur gay now. we were just asslighting you

by PeterPenis123 September 20, 2020

assnugget

when someone has repeted nugget shaped shits that sounds like a bb gun

dood what happened in the boys stall today i heard someone was shooting a bb gun and the cops had to come? no it was just someone that had assnuggets

by baggee September 15, 2006