Asskissery

The act of becoming a seasoned ass kisser, to please a boss, or other person at a place of work or for personal gain.

At many restaurants, Customers are very important, thus the need to obtain a degree in advanced Asskissery.

by Benjamin Allen Steele April 2, 2009

unfunny ass kid

A kid who thinks he has top tier comedic skills but his humor is from his iPad

Yo that kid Peter is a unfunny ass kid he annoying

by Takis muncher March 8, 2023

Assid

The food you eat that effectively causes your ass to burn when taking a dump.
Foods that cause this are normally, but not limited to:
Buffalo Wings
Curry,
Mexican Food,
Indian Food

These buffalo wings are Assid, but I love em anyway.

by Mad Hatter Lee November 9, 2006

Haul ass kid

A kid who speed walks around school or work with his arms straight and his head down.

Jesse: there goes the haul ass kid

Chris: Hes haulin ass!

by TrecarJ June 14, 2009

assaids

Aids caught through anal sex

i hope my cheating whore ex catches assaids and dies in a fire of gonorrhea

by tensux February 27, 2008

assking

When you ask someone for something so obnoxiously, they are forced to give you what you want.

Bob: Hey, can I have your Xbox 360?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Please?
Joe: No.
Bob: Dude, Please!
Joe: No, stop assking!
Bob: PLEASE!!!
Joe: I already told you, NO!!
Bob: C'mon man, Please!
Joe: ...
Bob: ...
Joe: ...
Bob: PLEASE!!
Joe: FINE!!! HERE!! TAKE IT!!!
Bob: ...

















Bob: Can I have your Ps3?

by Bradford J. Soriano January 15, 2009

asskicker

An entity that ownz other entities.

Germany, asskickers from way back, rolled through France in six weeks.

by TheMute1 July 27, 2004