ass juice 

diarrhea pretty much but more liquidy

friend: i just ass juiced all over the school hallways when runninng to the bathroom

you: wow thats some shit u know man.

bystander: wtf..

ass juice by pooper_scooper a lot of times April 6, 2013

ass-juice 

Condensation so thick it runs down the windows. A mixture of human breath and gases from the behind= ASS-JUICE

"i can't see the road for all this ass-juice!"

ass-juice by meh_meh July 11, 2006

Ass Juice 

A thick, runny liquid that is created in the asshole, and then pushed out. Most use it as thirst quencher.

"Hey Levi, have you seen my ass juice?"
"Sorry Adam, I drank it."

Ass Juice by TheRealOne677 March 17, 2019

[ass juice] 

the lubrication that dominates an asshole prior to anal coitus, or after you have drank too much alcohol or neglected to wipe said asshole

damn, I should have wiped so I wouldn't have such an exorbitant build-up of ass juice.

[ass juice] by FlexPPE March 31, 2009

ass juice 

A delicious concoction found in the streets of NYC, at the Double Down Saloon. Sounds like a rectal leakage biproduct, tastes like a watermelon juice shot.

I couldn't decide what shot I wanted to take, so I picked the dirtiest-sounding, ass juice.

ass juice by ashevillesfinest February 24, 2012

Ass juice 

To suck, be bad at something.

Guy 1: Man what do you think of nba 2k19?
Guy 2: I think it's complete ass juice

Ass juice by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018

ass juice 

that annoying ass glaze (no pun intended) that covers your crack sometimes after going to the bathroom. unidentifiable too. is it piss? sweat? fluoroantimonic acid?

i was trying to go to fifth hour when i felt ass juice in my crack so i had to rush all the way back to the bathroom to wipe it.

ass juice by alyssa69gaming2011 September 12, 2022