noun

1. A process defined by the stupidity of half an entire nation, fed by ever changing mass media, marked by the Historic 21st century United States Presidential race. Thus, yielding two candidates opposite in every visual way, making a spoiled nation turn upon their own neighbors.

2. The process where people fight about social injustices by performing those same injustices upon their opposition.

Synonym: Facebook Warrior

I stopped talking to my Uncle because of all this assymilation.

Related: Mike and Jenny are fighting again, they're such Facebook Warriors.

Assymilation by Mr. V the og October 9, 2017

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Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

Self - Assification by tomgreene March 4, 2010

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assinization

(n) The act of becoming an ass. (v) To assify.
Syn. bitchification

Ex. The man was in a state of assinization because of being an ass to the girl.

assinization by Andrew Al May 11, 2006

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assimilative

Capable of mentally absorbing

The Greek historiographical tradition is continuous and assimilative

assimilative by Jnewton940 May 16, 2018

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