assimilation

Absorption of a minority group within a larger population; distinct from integration in that it implies a loss of cultural identity and ultimately of individuality. Usually relates to the pressure on immigrants to conform to the expectations of the mass culture in their new country. More recently applied to the aggressive subjugation of races by the Borg, and hence to a person joining a large faceless group of stupid people.

"Bad news; she bought the Avril album. Her assimilation is complete."

by shoggoth August 11, 2003

Assian

An asian with a great booty.

Damn that Japanese chick an assian!

by jakeh111 May 17, 2011

assmar

Asthma

When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar

Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar

by JT October 6, 2004

assman

A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.

Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!

by Ghetto Fabulous November 27, 2003

half-assmanship

The art of appearing to be productive at work without actually doing anything of any value. In its truest form this involves loud, screeching equipment, foul language, and blaming everyone/everything around the half-asser in a covert manner, i.e. running to the head boss and ratting on everyone else while simultaneously kissing the head boss' ass.

Employee 1: Damn that Rocky! He's such a pussy!
Employee 2: Nah man, that n#%&a's perfected the art of half-assmanship.

by Uganda1 March 9, 2009

Assiya

This name means healer. A funny individual who makes friends easily without trying. Mainly viewed as a leader nice and loving with a sinister side.

I just gave birth to my daughter, and I wish to name her Assiya.

by Touah June 18, 2018

assmankey

See assmonkey
Derived from the Poke'mon Mankey, who indeed looks like a monkey who was jammed up someones ass.

That dude is a total assmankey

by Glocked April 17, 2005