assified

when your ass has suddenly become so huge in such a short period of time...

omigosh... over the weekend i became assified...

by Bridster April 14, 2005

asstifying

The act of an asshole (usually a friend of yours) who is know to fail frequently pulling something amazing off

Man 1: hey you know my friend BLANK
Man 2: the one who ate his own poo?
Man 1: yea, well he got that super models number
Man2: now that is asstifying

by LT2B HooAh May 15, 2009

Aussify

An occasion when the Australian accent makes a word, phrase, sentence, or entire dialogue indecipherable to non-Australians.

other variations: Aussified; Aussifiable

"You Aussified that entire sentence, I couldn't understand one word."
He tends to Aussify everything to an extreme, foreigners cannot understand him.

by mybroslilsis91 February 18, 2019

Self - Assification

To make an ass out of yourself to get out of a horrible situation.

The quickest way to pull off a self-assification? Making an ass of yourself. Faking a massive bowel movement.

"After being asked to clean the yard, I did some self - assification by telling them I had explosive diarrhea."

"I had to work my self - assification to get out of cleaning the toilet yesterday"

by tomgreene March 4, 2010

ashify

To ashify someone is to make him fall in love with you and than leave them for someone else

that bitch will ashify you

by arich$$ April 13, 2011

askify

a person who ask too many questions.

David was too askify about going to Canada. So I cancelled the trip.

by anonymous March 20, 2021

ashifydotexe

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your local bisexual with tourettes

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by ashifydotexe December 13, 2021