Assodent

1. The correct spelling of ass dent, an assodent is when--accidentally or not--several events lead up to a dent the shape of one's ass in the trunk of a car.
2. A dent shaped like an ass on a car's trunk.

His father told him not to sit on the dent-o-mobile because it would leave an assodent.

by www.theroachyjay.tk July 13, 2006

Assident

When you confuse a guy wearing emo fag tight pants as a girl with a nice ass. This can lead to one feeling partially homosexual.

Me and dan were drivin'... im like "fuck Dan, look at that ass" hes like "I think thats a dude!"

Me: "Shit, I made another assident!"

We then proceeded to bait him by saying: "hey dude, are you a dude?"

by Ryan Cash December 10, 2007

Fat Assident

An incident or accident caused by someone’s fat ass.

There was a fat assident when Michelle sat on the wooden bench.

by Aunt Michelle April 22, 2019

Ashident

When you are smoking a great cigar with a long ash and it falls unexpectedly, making a mess on your clothes, car seat, chair or computer keyboard.

I was at a killer herf last week and had a 3" ash on my stogie until someone bumped my arm and caused an ashident all over my shirt. D'OH!

by TheTimD August 11, 2009

assiest

The most voluptuous part of your ass.

You just fell on the assiest part of your ass.

by vna October 21, 2009

Assid Reflux

Assid reflux: A common condition and an abnormal one in which acid in the asshole rises up into the stomach. This occurs because the valve separating the contents of the asshole from the stomach does not function properly. See also: Athletes crack.

No man. You must be suffering from Assid Reflux.

by ManAss July 3, 2011

Half-Assidly

Doing something in a half-ass manner.

Because rob tied his shoes Half-Assidly he tripped and fell on his face.

by dmoney1225 November 8, 2009