Assburgers 

Pertaining to the sight that men who sit in the front row of an exotic dance club have.

"Hey Joe do you want to grab couple cold beers and enjoy some assburgers while we're at it.

Assburgers by rondolais November 29, 2011

Assburgers 

Usually mistaken for the Asperger's Syndrome, Assburgers usually happens when somebody forgets to wipe the anal area after defication in the toilet commode bowl. Sometimes the feces is stuck between the two buttock cheeks or buns, hence the term assburgers.

The kid had a bad case of assburgers, so his mom had to wash his underpants every night.

Assburgers by Hugh Brough-Kitt March 18, 2011

Assburgers 

"Burgers" from one's ass i.e. feces. Another play on Asperger's

Man: Vince has a bad case of Assburgers.
Woman: You mean the syndrome similar to autism?
Man: No, he clogged our toilet!

Assburgers by TMoneyID December 30, 2010

assburger 

Fecal excrement which is soft and flat, similar in look and shape to a hamburger.

I ate at McDonald's yesterday and this morning I shit out a bunch of assburgers.

assburger by Marcus Ripley September 12, 2009

assburgers 

Ass burgers is an ep on South Park the episode is basically a joke about people with the actual syndrome(aspergers)

Cartman: NO! I have assburgers!
Docter: Its asper-
Cartman: ASSBURGERS!

assburgers by Though bug May 21, 2018

assburgers 

a word to shout when anything goes wrong

assburgers by Anonymous July 14, 2003

Assburger 

A clinical asshole. Someone who thinks everything looks or sounds like shit. Who cares fuck you

Example of assburgers: Aka Sarah palin aka al gore. aka that racist white guy from Alabama

Assburger by Dontworryaboutitfucku October 6, 2011