Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018

assignate

(variations: assignating, assignated, assignator, assignatee)

To take off someone's $3000 designer glasses, wipe your butt with them, and put them back on their face.

"Will someone please assignate this jackass..."

by Josh Bgosh September 12, 2005

assonate

The term that suggests that an assassination was completed in a sexy manner.

Hey, did you hear about the president, the sun of a bitch did not even have to courtesy to assonate him he just shot him.

by 46cjb November 29, 2010

ass gnat

a name given to someone who never ceases to annoy me

YOU: Hey dude!
YOU: Hey man!
YOU: Dude!
YOU: Dude, hey!
YOU: Dude look!
ME: WHAT, ASS GNAT????!!!!! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?????!!!!!

by BOSS HOSS January 14, 2008

assenate

To install an unfit person as leader of the nation.

Russia helped to assenate the US by helping Trump win in 2016.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 11, 2018

Assinate

To assassinate someone through the butt, particularly through vile means.

"I assinated him good, for his butt has become unrecognizable."

by Zileaha July 17, 2015

assgater

An asshole who follows too close.

"Look at that assgater."

by Heiney11 March 8, 2017