assmunch

n. One who is greatly disliked. A complete @#$%ing idiot jackass. Your basic dickwad.

Look at that dude's hair. He looks like a total assmunch

by k-$$$ July 18, 2003

assclunch

Assclunch originated from the the latin phrase "A mari usque ad marius" which was a sexual act where the Emperor of Rome would two butt cheeks, one a man, one a woman and insert his penis between them both, effectively making himself an instant-bisexual.

He assclunched in the club with Helga and Bruce!

by Deirdre November 15, 2004

assrancher

(1) one who keeps a lot of booty in the stables. (2) a "pimp" in the metrosexual sence. (3) someone who dates a lot and never takes anyone to market.

"That is the fifth guy I have seen him with tonight...What an Assrancher.

by D-Dirty Buckshot June 28, 2007

assmunch

someone who likes to eat assholes.

mike: i have to go to work today.
john: oh really? what do you do.
mike: i munch asses.
john: oh so your an assmuncher?
mike: yup.

by imammesofuckyou August 30, 2009

asscruncher

1. a very large penis.
2. the owner of a very large penis.

dude, my cock is an asscruncher!

by Tom!!! July 3, 2007

assclench

To clench something tightly with one's ass. Assclamp.

by Bastardized Bottomburp August 28, 2003

Ryan "assmunch" Andras

Famous guy in japan who is known to have the smallest dick known to man kind and a few species of monkies.

Dude omg did you see that guy? He just pulled a Ryan "assmunch" Andras.

by JDM 92 August 28, 2008