The obsessive compulsive desire to motorboat between your sex partner's butt-cheeks or have them sit on your face .
She: "Would you still feel the same way about my big bubble butt if you didn't have Assburger's Disorder? "
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A hamburger or cheeseburger that is nasty enough to appear as if its meat came from an unknown creature's ass. Any school cafeteria is likely to serve assburgers. These horribly disgusting specimens of food can only exist in America, the only country in which there is a high enough concentration of disgusting people to eat them.
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Get the AssbusterJimmy mug.Assbutter is the fluid, non-fecal secretion discharged from the rectum and spread in circumference of the anus. Usually caused by an extensive intake of alcoholic beverages and/or spicy foods, Assbutter can in extreme cases cause a seemingly insurmountable desire to itch.
After my last three-day party binge, I have a severe case of assbutter today. The itch is driving me absolutely crazy and I feel like cleaning my asshole with a Brillo pad.
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