assbiscuit

-n-Someone who likes to take it up the ass. the conterpart to an assjockey; derived from ass and sea biscuit. usually a gay man or a female women.

"Dude that chick is such an assbiscuit, i went assjockey on her all night long."

"dude, that chick is a dude and yeah we have known he was an assbiscuit ever sinc ehe said he like the way Jeremy's ass curled funny when he walked."

by Michael Dauber July 20, 2008

Asspiss

When you eat 5 burritos, and you have to shit real bad.

first person: Man I had some crazy juicy Asspiss last night! second person: Cool man!

by anonymous January 31, 2022

Assissist

Someone who is extremely obsessed with ones own bootycheeks

John: Are you checking yourself out?

Stacy: No I'm checking my ass out

John: Wow you're a narcissist

Stacy: No I'm an assissist

by pussi hunt3r May 13, 2022

assbassador

An ambassador of ass.

That dump truck is looking fire, you’re an assbassador for sure.

by LingDanc803 February 20, 2023

asspiss

really bad diarrhea

During our trip to the music festival last year Rob had the worst case of asspiss in our RV....

by asspiss_survivor June 24, 2023

asscissoring

the act of scissoring with the ass cheeks (i.e. rubbing butt cracks together such that the butt cheeks nest around another's butt crack)

I'm feeling butt horny. Is anyone down for some asscissoring?

by cd_Zim September 22, 2023

AssBliss

Assbliss is after you have been Butt Fucked.

Fred: I'm in Assbliss!!!

by UwuSussyQueen... November 25, 2023