Assbend

Husband but a more fun and descriptive version of it

He’s my assbend

Your assbend

Her assbend

by Dua Tayyab March 18, 2021

assentacious

Adj. One who constantly assents no matter what the case. See agreeable.

Luscious
Underestimated
Curious
Assentacious
Sexy

by Lucas December 21, 2004

assdent

The giant indent left in the couch by one's posterior after an extended period of sitting. Often seen in conjunction with couch potato-itis.

The assdent your mom left behind after last night's episode of Desperate Housewives was so deep that we lost the remote, a half-eaten turkey burger, and someone's cat.

by samh5f April 29, 2010

asscentric

Polite word used negatively towards Men who appear gay towards a female, when in fact they are hitting on them. This confusion allows both parties to be openly flirtatious and form a basis for a sexual encounter. Often found at social gatherings in creative circles, and can strike at any given introduction.

"That man's assentricness seems to be working in his favour"

"I'm not gay! I'm asscentric!"

"I was fooled by an asscentric."

"That woman is a sucker for asscentrics"

"HA! You so got asscentricated!"

"He's asscentroning on me!"

by flammi September 4, 2011

assbanter

Assbanter is the bantering with someone you consider to be an ass at the time. It's a form of dialog that may be considered passive aggressive, or argumentative in nature.
It can be an exchange of light, playful, teasing remarks; or may be be good-natured raillery. It may also be a tolerant form of dialog where each person strives to be the bigger ass.

Assbanter- bantering with an asshole, also known as an ass.

by Wordprofessor February 4, 2010

Assentials

I think you can guess what this means.

She's sweet, she's nice, and she's super intelligent and all but she's really missing the assentials I need in a girl. Too bad.

by Submitters of Words August 2, 2011

Assbunthole

Combination of the words asshole, bitch and cunt. Used for decribing someone, usually female, whose actions are almost indescribable in a negative context. Enable the user to use such negative words without frear of reprisal, as the actual word sounds less negative than it truly it.

"Whenever she's around her friends, she's such a total assbunthole to me."

by Christian Fuentes January 10, 2009