ASSPLOSION

When your sphincter can no longer contain the gyser like forces in your colon and either matter or gas escapes in such a violent manner that it causes mass distress to everyone around.

1) I was walking by a friend's cubicle when he had an assplosion. I can still see all of my coworkers running much like Harrison Ford would run from a detonating bomb!

2) I was sitting in a stall when someone next to me assploded. The stench was so foul and the sound so wretched, I decided to just wipe later and get the heck out of there!

by Jon Sanchez September 5, 2006

awkplosion

The coming together of two or more people that suffer from debilitating awkwardness in social situations. Usually these people have to keep conversations going with each other for a period of time to be considered an awkplosion.

That other night Anne and Mel had a complete awkplosion for like an hour at Pedro’s bar mitzvah.

by Backyard-Couple September 21, 2019

gasplosion

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

Nucala-splosion

another funkyp way of saying Nucular Explosion

Phil ran into that dude and said, "Nucala-splosion!!!" as he pushed Daniel on his ass.

by funkyp56 December 29, 2008

awksplosion

An explosion of awkwardness.

I wouldn't stand too close to her if I were you; she's an awksplosion just waiting to happen.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011

Assplosion

The act of coating the back of the toilet bowl with a loud, massive blast of diarrhea.

I shouldn't have eaten all of that fried food it really upset my stomach. I had a terrible assplosion, what a mess!

by BigDongWarLord October 16, 2008

assplosion

An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.

Joe: Why are you limping?
Bob: Damn, that was one hell of an assplosion!

by Jazmon June 8, 2007