gasplosion

When you have every sign that your bowels are full beyond capacity and a major shit needs to be taken, but upon parking your ass on the commode and easing the tension on your blowhole, all that comes out is 100psi of fecal flavored gas. No poop. Not even an M&M. Just enough methane to heat an igloo for the winter.

Me: Ah oh, I need to find a toilet immediately!
You: There’s a bathroom over there.
Me: <running for my life >
You: I hope he doesn’t make it.
Also you: Well, that was fast.
Me: Yep, it was only a gasplosion.
Also me: The velocity of brown wind made the fucking toilet flush itself!

by Bobby the Bug Man February 11, 2022

Gaysplosion

Gaysplosions are a naturally occurring phenomnon that occurrs around internet forums whenever the words 'Gay Rights' are used in a sentence.

They occur like crop circles and are naturally populated by large groups of people wearing big floppy clown shoes and debating about shit they have no idea about.

Ellen posted on my web forum and started a gaysplosion. All these douche bags started talking about genetics and shit and began wearing clown shoes. It was shit yo.

by Lord Deathtime June 28, 2010

Gaysplosion

The recent influx of people who are open about their homosexuality over the past few decades.

Origin-Stephen Colbert on the Daily Show

"I was thoroughly caught off guard by the recent gaysplosion"

by Ummm...Jordan September 12, 2006

epicosity asplosion

A great explosion caused by a person's epic-ness.

When Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked the air, it caused an epicosity asplosion.

by Super Normal January 9, 2009

Asplosion

1. Noun - An explosion or implosion. Contains heavily ninja connotations.
Verb - Aplode
Adjective - Asplodey/Asploded

"Your head aplode!" (aplode is the verb, asplosion being the noun) (common phrase - implies asplodee viewed something far too awesome for their tiny cranium)

by A Shadow March 29, 2009

Asplosion

Diarrhea propelled by excessive gas.

Last time I had KFC and a Coke, I had an asplosion in the food court bathroom.

by robonavon May 26, 2006

Gimplosion

An implosion of the Vision Balls that can only be attributed to watching Twighlight. Or being facially rammed by a gimp, either way no reason to tell your family about it.

Johns Vision Balls are at serious risk of Gimplosion.

Why? Did all that S&M finally catch up with him

No, he watched New Moon!

(dun dun duuuuuuuuunnnnnnnn!)

by Zander21 October 6, 2010