assplosion

An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.

Joe: Why are you limping?
Bob: Damn, that was one hell of an assplosion!

by Jazmon June 08, 2007

boobieitis

When a girl gets breast implants

That girl just got boobieitis

by Jazmon March 07, 2019