Definitions by Jazmon

boobieitis 

When a girl gets breast implants

That girl just got boobieitis

boobieitis by Jazmon March 7, 2019

assplosion 

An extreme case of diarrhea where very runny feces is excreted unvoluntarily from the anus at inconcievable speeds.

Joe: Why are you limping?
Bob: Damn, that was one hell of an assplosion!

assplosion by Jazmon June 8, 2007