Assometer

A meter measurement of the quality, and sometimes quantity, of a female butt. A meter that reads units of the 0-10 rating system.

1st. Guy: "Lordy! Look at that fine butt on that woman! That will measure a nine on the assometer!"
2nd. Guy: "It is fine indeed, but my assometer reads only an eight!"

by copter32 August 24, 2008

Assometer

An internal meter, usually located within female but also has been found in males, that measures the assholeness of someone, usually upon the first meeting.

Gal: I just met the hottest guy at the bar, but my assometer read a "9." Run like hell!

by Homophoniphobic March 17, 2010

aboomboompay

The f word the b word and the s word

My mom is aboomboompay

by justme1320 August 5, 2014

aboomboomyyyyy?

used when someone disabled walks by to parody how they behave

*disabled walks by*
friend 1: aboomboomyyyyy?
friend 2: *laughs*

by gucci mane in 1945 March 5, 2020

aswome

it is the misspelling of awsome NILS
adjective
extremely impressive or daunting; inspiring.

synonym: amazing

"the aswome power of the atomic bomb"

by asoRanonymous January 3, 2021

asomo

Asomo is a great friend group. They are so pretty and funny. If you're friends with asomo then you're luck. Asomo is the best friendgroup that exist. And they're better than everyone.

"Did you see those pretty people, aren't they asomo?

by Asomoisthebest September 5, 2021

asomaning

the best last name that means wealth and success. people with best hearts have this last name

he has the last name asomaning! she must be wealthy in future

by 6880972358 October 2, 2021