A new cult which is hoping to cultivate its beginnings in Australia. Follows a communist approach and is trying to disguise itself as an ashram.
The Unification Organisation for Collective Ascension made me pay my wages into their treasurer and I feel like I can't escape.
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Get the Ascension mug.When a priest/rabbi/other religious figure has an erection, they have an ascension.
"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
"Ha ha, he got an ascension on the altar."
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Get the Ascension mug.Noun. A collection consisting of various kinds. An assorted list of something. Essentially, noun form of the adjective 'assorted'.
"The store down the street has a pretty good assortion of birthday cards."
"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
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"Do you mean like...it has like, cards for different individuals, like birthday cards for cousins, for mothers, humorous cards...?"
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"Ah...whatever man."
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